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The Holiday, Iris and Amanda at the phone

• Amanda: Can you tell him I'm good and that I'm just taking Charlie for a walk in the village. Um, what's he been up to? Did he say?
• Iris: I'm not sure. Do you want me to ask him?
• Amanda: Uh, sure.
• Iris: Okay. Hold please.
• [Iris switches call again]
• Iris: I can't believe that you have had sex with the woman staying in my house!
• Amanda: [Gasps] He told you that?
• Iris: Oh, my God!
• Amanda: Oh, my God!
• Iris: Oh, my God! I thought I was talking to Graham! Can you just hold, please? I'm terribly sorry.
• [Iris switches calls again]
• Iris: I can't believe you had sex with Amanda! The one thing she asked me was, 'Are there any men in your town?', and I assured her that there were not. And then you meet her and immediately get into her knickers!
• Amanda: Still me.
• Iris: Bollocks! I must have lost him. Amanda, I am so sorry.
• [Call waiting beeps]
• Iris: Can I call you back?
• Amanda: Sure.
• Iris: Okay, bye.