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And I’ll learn your notes So that I have a clue And I’ll watch your films So I’ll know them through and through And I’ll do the things that remind me of you And I’ll wash my hair in your shampoo And I’ll buy your perfume And spray it round my room And I’ll smoke your cigarettes So that I’m dying too And I’ll call you up
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“ The truth is, everybody is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for. ”
— Bob Marley
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The Holiday, Iris and Amanda at the phone
- Amanda: Can you tell him I'm good and that I'm just taking Charlie for a walk in the village. Um, what's he been up to? Did he say?
- Iris: I'm not sure. Do you want me to ask him?
- Amanda: Uh, sure.
- Iris: Okay. Hold please.
- [Iris switches call again]
- Iris: I can't believe that you have had sex with the woman staying in my house!
- Amanda: [Gasps] He told you that?
- Iris: Oh, my God!
- Amanda: Oh, my God!
- Iris: Oh, my God! I thought I was talking to Graham! Can you just hold, please? I'm terribly sorry.
- [Iris switches calls again]
- Iris: I can't believe you had sex with Amanda! The one thing she asked me was, 'Are there any men in your town?', and I assured her that there were not. And then you meet her and immediately get into her knickers!
- Amanda: Still me.
- Iris: Bollocks! I must have lost him. Amanda, I am so sorry.
- [Call waiting beeps]
- Iris: Can I call you back?
- Amanda: Sure.
- Iris: Okay, bye.
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